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Crystal Kalinec-Craig

#404 Crystal I hate cats Kalinec-Craig

Crystal was discovered in Encino, California, in 1992 by friends Dave and Stoney, while excavating what would later become Dave’s family pool. After thawing out, and subsequently enrolling in the local high school, Hijinks ensued as Crystal experienced popularity, processed foods, love, and ultimately learned that the real treasure was the friends she met along the way.

Rookie Year:

2022

Favorite Games

  • Countdown